Sunday, 26 January 2014
Wednesday's Swim
Tuesday, 21 January 2014
Too Fast For The Slow Lane, Too Slow For The Medium Lane
I meant to blog last night but swimming just 1km (40 lengths) really took it out of me and I was too tired to even type the words so took myself to bed with a DVD on the laptop at 8.30pm.
I’m not sure why just 40 lengths felt so hard last night when 64 is my norm – I probably could have pushed myself to the full mile but every stroke just felt like too much hard work! Maybe because I swam in the medium lane and tried to keep up with some of the faster swimmers in there. You see, I am now too fast for the slow lane, and conscious that I don’t want to make any of the other swimmers feel uncomfortable by catching them up and overtaking them all the time, but I’m that little bit too slow for the medium lane and end up being that person that everyone wants to get past. I am quite considerate of my fellow medium lane swimmers and if the person behind me is clearly a faster swimmer I will wait at the end of the lane so that they can go in front of me as I don’t want to hold them up – if only the sloooooow people were as considerate in the slow late. I think they need to create a new lane… I tried to Google for a word that would represent this lane in between slow and medium but I just got results about when to switch from slow to medium flow nipples on babies bottles, something I have no desire nor need to know, so let’s just call this the Kelly lane!
On the plus side – I am now 76% of the way through my January target of 10km. So far I swum 7550m and spent 4 hours and 45 minutes in the pool – that’s an average swimming speed of 1.58km per hour, far off the speed of the fastest breaststrokers who, according to our friends on Wikipedia, can swim about 1.57 metres per second (5.65km per hour) but not bad for someone who couldn’t really manage a couple of widths a few months ago! I am swimming twice more this week, my usual Wednesday slot then again on Thursday – I usually horse ride on Thursdays but have been asked to stay late and do a presentation to a Customer at work so won’t make it home in time for riding, but should get chance for a quick swim. With this in mind, and only 2450m left to reach the 10km target, I think I might just do it this week with 1 week to spare – next week’s swims will just be bonuses! Maybe I need to set a more challenging February target?!
Monday, 20 January 2014
The Twitter Campaign
Sunday, 19 January 2014
Monday, 13 January 2014
Today's swim was brought to you by...
Wednesday, 8 January 2014
Things That Annoyed Me Whilst Swimming Tonight
- Having to reverse park in to a tight spot as the car park was so busy with all the New Years Resolutioners going to the gym & Weight Watchers class
- Someone had walked mud all through the 'shoe-free zone' that is the ladies changing rooms
- The smell of the disinfectant cleaning stuff they use (see 2 above)
- The slowest swimmer I have ever witnessed in my life was in the slow line - I know we all have to start somewhere but this was just taking the biscuit! I think I would have moved faster if I'd just laid on my back and tried to stay still! And because it was so busy it was hard to over-take without nearly crashing in to the on-coming 'traffic'!
- People who block the end of the lane. I know people need to stop and take a break but leave a little room for the rest of us to touch base and turn around. One woman kept leaning back against the side and stretching her legs out in the pool in front of her - right where you are supposed to start your new length meaning you had turn around and push off directly in to the path of the people swimming in the opposite direction! I'm sure she spent more time doing this and chatting to her friend than she did actually swimming & I'm concerned that the IT boys at work said that people are having a wee when they do this (the leg kicking disguised the yellowness apparently) - yuck!
- Nasty women - 2 women were in hysterics at the breathing technique of one of the men in the fast lane. I'm sorry love, but if that helps him swim multiple lengths in the fast lane without stopping, I don't think you should be laughing, especially when you are said leg kicker above! If we were all to be bitchy and laugh at our fellow swimmers you wouldn't want to set foot out of the changing rooms the way you look in your swimsuit - MEOW!
- The fast lane swimmers' encroaching arms and legs under the lane rope - kicking and hitting me
- New swimming cap hurt my ears (though did keep my hair dry and make it quicker and easier to get dry after)
- Goggles kept fogging up so couldn't wear them
- Eyes got stingy (see 9 above)
- I stink of chlorine
Right rant over - I really must learn not to sweat the small stuff....
And on that note - Oh yeah, new PB tonight of 70 lengths (1750m) in 65 minutes









